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Well, as usual, this page is slow in construction. There are but a few links here, and they really need to be fleshed out. I think you'll agree. In any case, take your time, go through all the links (it'll only take 30 seconds, believe me), and have fun. Oh yeah. And don't download anything off of these pages. I would have to come get you. Why? Well, I could tell you that, but then I'd have to kill you. So, either I come get you or I kill you. Kind of a no-win situation...

Oh, and one more thing. Some of these links don't work right now, because I'm working on them...important detail, sure. Sue me. I forgot to mention it up front...