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Hello, visitor from ec2-50-17-109-248.compute-1.amazonaws.com,

       Rick here. I was thinking I might actually take a stab a real homepage, as opposed to my old one, which was just kind of a big stratchpad for tags and javascript. Didn't even make any sense, but then again, you probably don't know that, because I doubt you ever actually saw it.

       My reason for putting up a page is probably the most common reason that there is. I feel like I should. What the vast majority of web pages lack, especially personal ones, is CONTENT. And that's exactly what I don't have, at least not at this point. Actually, I do have a coupla reasons for putting something up. The first is the second most common reason for putting up a page. To relate my interests to you, the (possibly unwitting) visitor to my page, and give you all kinds of unsolicited information, the likes of which you have no interest in. (The BACK button on that browser looks tempting about now, doesn't it?)

Oscar Augustus Kunkel
(Offspring No. 1 came out the chute on August 24th, 2001!)

Leif Dexter Kunkel
(Kiddie No. 2 has arrived as of April 23rd, 2003!)

Kunkelshoot... er, Kunkelpalooza, er... Kunkelstock!
On 9/3/2006, we hung at Joe's house in colorful Skyway.

My MySpace profile
Hell, why do THIS personal page thing when I can do it with HTTP server errors and such?

Picard
"Captain Jean Luc Picard, U.S.S. Enterprise" set to music. Originally from ytmnd.com, but that one doesn't seem to work anymore. I managed to swipe it before then.

Stapler Called Love
Bizarre fusion of The Darkness's I believe in a Thing Called Love and Milton's stapler paranoia from the movie Office Space, also set to music. Originally from ytmnd.com, but that one doesn't seem to work anymore. I managed to swipe it before then.

Meshmiley
One day, while surfing the web and listening to Meshuggah's Nothing album, I got one of those annoying little popup ads for "8000 Free Smileys!". The difference this time was that the popup happened to coincide exactly with the beginning of the guitar solo for Organic Shadows, and - wow! - the two went together like peanut butter and jelly!

Magic Stuff

Vital Statistics
Some WAY-outdated info about me...

Links
Some WAY-outdated favorite links of mine...

Oh, and by the way...if you haven't figured it out, this page is under serious construction...

Sight
Sound
The Other

Alumni.Net - Bringing School Friends Together

Classmates.com

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Rick Kunkel
kunkel@w-link.net
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Tuesday, 11-Oct-2011 15:19:48 PDT